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i need personal climate control

it's 68 degrees in my office.  i'm wearing 2-ply knitted socks, pants, and a jacket, and i still have to go outside every hour or so to warm up.  crazy.  i've been looking for an electric blanket to keep in my chair, but i guess they're not in large supply in july...

and to the girl who announced what happens at the end of Harry Potter in the middle of the coffee shop yesterday:
you should thank the gods that i was so busy looking for the button to open the trap-door and drop you into the sharks that i didn't get a chance to say how rude it is to ruin a book that people have been waiting a year to read.  i hope your uterus falls out before you get a chance to breed.

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penguin_fodder
Jul. 18th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC)
If that button has jammed up, lemme know and I'll come rebuild the shark tank and trapdoor. Also I finally got that order of shark-mounted lasers you wanted...so, the rude people beware.

I'm honestly surprised you didn't skewer her with a knitting needle.
pertinacious
Jul. 18th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
hah! i would have, but i was learning a new stich and was in the middle of a row... :P
thegayboyfriend
Jul. 18th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
"Just move a little more to the left Hans..."

Some kid at the Borders in Fairfield was running his mouth off at the midnight release party about how he'd read on the Internet (supposedly from someone who'd already read the ending in Britain) that Dumbledore accidentally kills Hermione in the book. I almost punched him, but then I realized how stupid that was and changed my mind.
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